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"I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have
finally found inner peace........
It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started."
I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.
So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red
wine, a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a
quart of beer.
You have no idea how good I feel.
You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace."
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"I was happy.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much ndeed, and
that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't
really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with
it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as
I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car."
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