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I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then:
You finish off life as an Orgasm.
I rest my case.
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| Вс, Окт 14, 2007 03:30pm olivia [tecoy@mail.ru] не принимает email - 6047 d back | ↑↓ |
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как говорится, если ты родился значит твоему папе хоть раз было хорошо : - )
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