http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar/

I'm a Porsche 911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite, and you know it.

You are a Ferrari 360 Modena!

You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.

Гы-гы
Мазда Миата
You like to soak up the sun, but your tastes are down to earth. Everyone thinks you're cute. Life is a winding road, and you like to take the curves in stride. Let other people compete in the rat race - you're just here to enjoy the ride.

Ну хорошо хоть не Шеви Кавалер

You are a Lamborghini Murcielago!

You're not subtle, but you don't want to be. Fast, loud, and dramatic, you want people to notice you, and then get out of the way. In a world full of sheep, you're a raging bull.

You are a Chevrolet Corvette!

You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.

And I am a Porsche 911 too

You are a Lotus Elise!

You believe in maximum performance and minimum baggage. You like to travel light and fast, hit the corners hard, and dance like there's no tomorrow.

P.S.Vopros naschet lyubite li vi zagorat topless menya neskolko smyutil.....

порш

А меня нет. Нам Миатам всё по.......рулю.

А чё вы действительно все такие быстрые или просто хотите таковыми казатся?

Деда, время не ждет!!! хочетса побольше успеть

а я тормоз...

Дед, ну не всем же фигнёй стардать просто так, из любви к искуству

Гражданка, скорее наоборот - тормозов то тебе и нехватает

аладин, это на форуме, а в жизни я тормоз

Really? Da ne skazal bi

Here we go again.....

V etom teste proveryali ne bistroty....a skoree zhelanie otvetitь na kakoy-to zhiznenniy vizov, imho.

Вед, Юн 28 10:32ам гражданка - 5 минут назад ↑↓

аладин, это на форуме, а в жизни я тормоз

ППКС

Деда, что значит ППКС?

следующий тест:

You are a Lifer!


To you, a job is what pays the bills. You put in your hours, follow the rules, and then go home. Occasionally, you consider quitting, but then you think of how bad the job market is and you reconsider. Whatever happiness you get, you get from your life outside the workplace. Relationships, family, hobbies, and outside creative pursuits are what really matter to you. You're probably taking this test at work because you don't have anything better to do.


Your scores:


Talent: 38%
Lifer: 62%
Mandarin: 41%

Ne znayu chto tam y Mandarinov, y menya vishel Talent

You are a Mandarin!
You're an intellectual, and you've worked hard to get where you are now. You're a strong believer in education, and you think many of the world's problems could be solved if people were more informed and more rational. You have no tolerance for sloppy or lazy thinking. It frustrates you when people who are ignorant or dishonest rise to positions of power. You believe that people can make a difference in the world, and you're determined to try.


Your scores:


Talent: 49%
Lifer: 44%
Mandarin: 54%

Улыбка, Ето значит Подписываюсь Под Каждым Словом

Спасибо, понятно

I'm a Lifer!
To you, a job is what pays the bills. You put in your hours, follow the rules, and then go home. Occasionally, you consider quitting, but then you think of how bad the job market is and you reconsider. Whatever happiness you get, you get from your life outside the workplace. Relationships, family, hobbies, and outside creative pursuits are what really matter to you. You're probably taking this test at work because you don't have anything better to do.
Talent: 46% Lifer: 62% Mandarin: 44%

You are a Talent!

You're a risk-taker, and you follow your passions. You're determined to take on the world and succeed on your own terms. Whether in the arts, science, engineering, business, or politics, you fearlessly express your own vision of the world. You're not afraid of a fight, and you're not afraid to bet your future on your own abilities. If you find a job boring or stifling, you're already preparing your resume. You believe in doing what you love, and you're not willing to settle for an ordinary life.


Your scores: Talent: 54% Lifer: 41% Mandarin: 38%

Podavlyayuschee bolshinstvo zhenschin navernoe-lifers

А шо за Lifer?

Деда, http://www.tomorrowland.us/tlm/

You are a Porsche 911!
You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite, and you know it.

You're a risk-taker, and you follow your passions. You're determined to take on the world and succeed on your own terms. Whether in the arts, science, engineering, business, or politics, you fearlessly express your own vision of the world. You're not afraid of a fight, and you're not afraid to bet your future on your own abilities. If you find a job boring or stifling, you're already preparing your resume. You believe in doing what you love, and you're not willing to settle for an ordinary life.

Talent: 72%
Lifer: 31%
Mandarin: 36%

So true!

Злюка , ты и я одной крови!

Дед, кто тебя так обидел?

Хула, в машинах - да, но ты - талант, а я лайфер

Хула, злые люди иногда обижают бедного маленького Пихто.............за ето они потом долго и сильно страдают.........практически до самой смерти

деда, ты в каком месте маленький? ой, не надо отвечать

маленький в данном случае скорее иносказательное выражение чуств самого Пихто в момент обиды.
Здаётся мне гражданка что ты тоже меня хочеш обидеть, ты что мазохистка?

деда, не обижайся это всего лишь шутка.

и конечно же я мазохистка

(с досадой) Что ж ты раньше не сказала. Когда теперь представится случай собственно ручно тебя отшлёпать

деда, боюсь, что никогда

это я подглядываю за тем как дед гражданку будет шлёпать

аладин, и не стыдно?

Grazhdanka, tak ti videla kak on vhodnuyu dverь klyuchom otkrival?

дервиш, видела. не лизал он замочную скважину. просто всунул ключ, покрутил и вынул

ох щас дед меня зарэжэт

Dlya etogo emy bilet v DC kyupitь nyuzhno

ты прав

а он на крыльях любви умеет, наверное

Да, именно так всё и было; сначала всунул, потом покрутил и вынул. Всё завист от скважины если она новенкая и хорошо смазана или если ей часто пользуются то всё проишодит довольно быстро. Ну а если наоборот то конечно приходится попотеть, я к таким отношусь с опаской-не ровён час можно так застрят что потом замок менять придётся.

деда, судя по всему ты редко пользуешься замочной скважиной

гражданка, shame on you
i, please, ne nado nikogo zavodit', na noch'

мадам, а деда если не завести, он будет сидеть, как сфинкс.

Ok, and tell me again, please, why would you care?

потому что когда деда растормошить, он становится прикольным

гражданка, go & take care of your own bus.
i thought, that you don't like each other?
am I wrong & why?

мадам, мы очень даже лайк ич озер. у нас просто такие отношения

кстати, почему бы и тебе не пойти тейк кер ов ёр оун бизнес?

I do!! I just do it in private for a change

мадам, ну так ду, а то ты только советы другим даёшь

grazhdanka, I do, & don't worry about me, for now..
if you would like to talk to me, than I'll let you pick the topic instead of YOU chasing me.
let me know, when you're ready,please

мадам, да я тебя не трогала. это ты пришла и стала меня учить. я вообще никого ничему не учу. пусть каждый живёт своей жизнью.

grazhdanka, ya ne tol'ko tebya, no i nikogo bol'she ne uchila.
I am very opiniated person, but I never push my personal opinion on other people.
You could take it or leave it & that would be absolutely no problem with me.

Хм! Ну, тогда я "Ламборджини"